10 Bad Jokes You Just Have To Laugh At.

1. What is black, red, black, red, black, red?

A zebra with a sun burn.

2. What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk.

3. What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?

An investigator.

4. The last 4 letters in the word “queue” are silent.

Can they be waiting their turn?

5. What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?

A Golden Receiver.

6. Why are eggs not very much into jokes?

Because they could crack up.

7. What would happen if you threw blue sneakers into the Red Sea?

They would get wet.

8. What would you call a very funny mountain?

Hill Arious”

9. What tea can vary in taste from bitter to sweet?

Realitea.

10. What would Bears become without Bees?

Just ears.

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