10 Mix & Match Jokes (Let’s Laugh)

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milkshake!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off.

Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?
A: A scaredy cat!

Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A: A porkchop

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?
A: Fishsticks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A: A walkie talkie!

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a piece of paper and scissors?
A: Confetti.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
A: A sourpuss.

Check out http://www.funology.com/mix-match-jokes/ for more jokes.

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